siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing
cats that actually say meow
“WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE. OUR HUMAN IS IN TROUBLE. SHE IS TRAPPED IN THE LOUD SPRAYING WATER BOX OF DEATH. HELP. HELP. POLICE. SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF THERE.”
Oh my gosh.
Aw. Greck.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!!!
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/ ノ) ∧∧ ） ヽ
/ ｜ (´・ω・`）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/ ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／
丶＿ ノ ｡ ノ､ ｡|/
`ヽ `ー-‘_人`ーﾉ
丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ
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welcome to my blog
also i'm clus
how did you even find this blog
but okay brief summary about me
clus. 20. male-gender / female-sex. i do have a tendency to be somewhat feminine though. uhhh. yeah. but i like to dress and doll up sometimes too. that's what my wig is for. uhhh. i'm going off kinsey scale. I'm predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual. yeah.
i'm a happy idiot without any blocks in my head so if i ever push or overstep boundaries just tell me and i'll back off. i'm easygoing.
okay end brief summary
/ ノ) ∧∧ ） ヽ
/ ｜ (´・ω・`）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/ ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／
丶＿ ノ ｡ ノ､ ｡|/
`ヽ `ー-‘_人`ーﾉ
丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ
／｀ヽ _/ 十∨
also i'm clus
how did you even find this blog
but okay brief summary about me
clus. 20. male-gender / female-sex. i do have a tendency to be somewhat feminine though. uhhh. yeah. but i like to dress and doll up sometimes too. that's what my wig is for. uhhh. i'm going off kinsey scale. I'm predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual. yeah.
i'm a happy idiot without any blocks in my head so if i ever push or overstep boundaries just tell me and i'll back off. i'm easygoing.
okay end brief summary
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Ryan’s like the quiet kid that sits in the back of the class that never talks but then one day you ask him for some help on your math homework and you go over to his house for a study group that ends up being just the two of you because no one else really pays attention to him and his room is fuckin plastered with like lord of the rings and star trek memorabilia and you’re like “o…kay?” and then you end up getting way off focus and you have a fuckin movie marathon and you realize he’s the fuckin most hilarious person you’ve ever met and he’s so weird but he doesn’t give a single fuck it’s just him being him you start to fall in love with his weird obsessions and you’re spending more and more time together and then before you even notice it you start to fall in love with him and you think he’s really inexperienced romantically but
and i’m going to stop now before I get into weird sex stuff
OKAY YOU KIDS ASKED FOR IT I’LL PUT IN THE WEIRD SEX STUFF
BUT DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
Advertising’s image of women. Watch this and get your mind blown.
(Source: hustleforchange)
Barbara Dunkelman by Brian Huynh
Austin 2013
